Anonymous asked: do you gat an itchy itch thats makin ya twitchy twich in yoooo vagina

yes !!!!!! how did you knowwwww

sofapizza:

yo dog i hurd you like hurdles
me at school
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: who the fuck are you
  • me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
  • me: walk faster fuckface
  • me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
  • me: no you're a whore
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
  • me: pew pew nigga
  • me: i'd push you in front of me whore

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jjughead:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD?/?????

SHE JUST LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MIRANDA COSGROVE AND SHES 

FOR SOME FUCKING REASON UNKNOWN TO ME

SURROUNDED BY LETTUCE??????????? WHY WOULD YOU EVER NEED THIP ICTUERS??????/ OFMG

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